A Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking female French Poodle walks in and says, "Whoever can use ‘liver and cheese’ in a sentence can have me."
So the doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The poodle says, "That’s not good enough."
The bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "Sorry, that’s not creative."
Then the little Chihuahua speaks up: "Liver alone… cheese mine."

 

 

 

 

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The poor little lost dogs of the 50′s. 

There’s a MTV special in there somewhere.

 

 

 

 

There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry mac, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"
He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."
The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the ****," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

 

 

 

 

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