If You Ever Need Someone To Lick Inside Your Ears, I’d Be Honored

Hey, I wouldn’t mind someone saying that to me every once in a while.  I’ve been sick for a while- a long while. In that time I’ve felt my womanly wiles slip away day by day.  It’s easy to do when you are only able to take a bath once a week.  So when I heard the new trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought the trailer was fairly cute, (The male lead issues the immortal words in my post title…)  and it brought a couple of things home to roost.   The first being that I had become the female equivalent of a eunuch. Not something that a woman who has been married a quarter of a century needs to be hit over the head with.

I’ve traded silk slips for long sleeved pajamas and sexy trysts for sleeping pills long ago. I have a wonderful husband who I wouldn’t trade for all the silk slips in China. I think this is the part where I’m suppose to say “It isn’t him, it’s me” but I certainly wouldn’t mind a tongue in my ear- other than Daisy’s.

7 Responses to “If You Ever Need Someone To Lick Inside Your Ears, I’d Be Honored”

  1. Tuffy the Chihuahua Says:

    I cannot wait to see this movie!!

  2. frenz Says:

    wow ilike your blog,
    very interesting,
    i read some of your post
    and i really enjoy it,

    can we exchange links?

  3. Pedro Says:

    We are looking forward to that movie too! Thanks for visiting my blog Daisy! I hope your mom feels better soon. I will add you to my Doggone Good Blogs. I read another blog and those dawgs watch that Greatest Dog show too. I’ve never seen it but it looks interesting.

    Pedro

  4. Jim Says:

    Cute vid.

    I wish I had still had a dog, but living in New York City, it just isn’t an option for my wife and I. Damned if I’m going to do the morning and evening thing.

    I hope you watch the “Dog Whisperer”. Cesar Millan could change the way the world looks at and treats dogs.

    Jim

  5. Rambo Says:

    Hey Daisy,
    Thanks for stopping by my blog and saying hi. We can’t wait to go see Beverly Hills chihuahua too. (especially since we don’t live that far from there!) It looks funny.
    My G-Mom said that she can relate to your Mom’s post. She wears pajamas and does Lunesta too! he he. Is your Mom perimenopausal? I have no idea what that is, but I hear my G-Mom say it all the time.
    Again, nice to meet you!
    oxoxo
    Rambo

  6. Lost Adolescence Says:

    Haha, love the title.
    And have fun watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua!
    Rock on.

  7. Jules Says:

    This will be on my MUST BUY list of DVD’s for sure!

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